Genesis: Free forbidden fruit. Its consumption dooms our planet for eternity. 2015: The second coming. We blew it again. It’s no wonder we’re stuck here with the Trumps and Kardashians of the world. We’ve had our shots at happiness, and we blew ’em like Ray J.
Dome Improvement 9
1. Any time you read something online, check the comments for the nerd who disproves everything.
Idle Earth’s Remix of Major Lazer’s “Aerosol Can”
Finally, the world has a feel-good Pharrell tune! I’m just so… HAPPY! Now, Idle Earth doesn’t have much else apart from this, but kudos to them for recognizing the remixability of Aerosol Can’s unrelenting barrage of hashtag lyrics
Giraffage’s Remix of Tinashe’s “Last Night on Earth”
You ever thrown a dance party, dog? Not the shoulder-to-shoulder Natty pong fests where the babes chill outside pretending to like cigarettes to avoid the shouts of a zuppa-toscana-level sausage shack inside.
Dome Improvement 7
1. “ATM machine” is redundant. “PIN number” is redundant. “Hot water heater” is just batshit.
Bleach On My T-Shirt
Oh you major, homie? Been had that Donda since the dropout? Still cain’t compare.
Dome Improvement 6
1. Date at least one graphic designer in your lifetime. Then, if any of your nudes ever leak in the future, you can blame your ex’s spite and photoshop skills.
King Krule’s “Easy Easy”
I fret over makeup too much. Maybe cause I spent 20+ years never noticing how much it runs the trap.
