How to Make The OVO XO – A Crew Love Cocktail

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Get your nose off my keyboard and whip up a thicknasty cognac egg drink the whole crew will love. A recipe from deep within the bowels of my brain (which has been laser-etched with Drake and Weeknd lyrics since 2011), this eggnog and brandy drink is a result of chiefing on a fatty cassia late at night under star projectors.

Fuccboi R.D. Now Live-Streaming on Twitch

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What’s up, all y’all swagless cretins? Did you take my cooking class? Did you give up halfway through? Did you even start it? Either way, I got a NEW SHIT ALERT for y’all Bobby Flay lookin’ asses! Your boy is trying out Twitch as a means to live-stream the cooking process.

Shaq’s First Cooking Class

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Today swagless cretins from around the world can sign up for my Udemy class and learn how to trick people into thinking they can cook. As a reward for visiting this trash pile of a blog, use the coupon code “get-large” for a big fat discount on the class.