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1. Date at least one graphic designer in your lifetime. Then, if any of your nudes ever leak in the future, you can blame your ex’s spite and photoshop skills.

1. lol is back en vogue. haha’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a hoverboard.

1. Everything is negotiable.

1. Nobody deserves to eat Bar S Brand hot dogs.

1. You don’t need to wash your hair every day.

1. Don’t eat ass off Tinder.