If you’re on this page, it means you’ve received my special gift I sent as thanks for your patronage. I originally planned to produce a video about how to grow and use your own microgreens, but these two resources are robust enough to get you there. As a bonus, I pasted my original video script from the planning stage. Thank … Read More
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I’m gonna start posting text again. That used to be called “blogging” but I’m thirty now so I’m afraid of using archaic words online.
Everything Nobody Told Me About Growing Food
Plants have a life cycle, including death. If you’re like me, you just assumed everything you grew was supposed to behave like a redwood tree. If a plant dies, it’s entirely my fault, right? But growing food is seasonal. When you plant winter kale, it’s gonna “bolt” once the temperature warms up. The leaves will get bitter and the plant … Read More
The Rise and Fall of Bon Appétit Content
This is a story about #content which, unless you’re a deinonychus, does not include print media. While reading the rest of this post, try and forget the fact that Bon Appétit is a magazine first (a fact easily forgotten by the BA team as made apparent by last months issue which featured a giant truck on their cover).
How to Host a 5-Course Mexican Brunch Party
Sometimes when you wake up an hour before company is supposed to show up, and you try to shoot gastro-footage on not much sleep and very much alcohol, you forget to actually talk about the ingredients, the amounts, and the process.
Stan By Your Man
In the olden days, when you would say, “I really like the idea of dragons fucking tailpipes“, everyone would tell you to stop being weird, and you’d continue your entire existence as a productive member of society. Nowadays, if you wax the same pipedream, you’ll find a subreddit specifically for your weird fetish
The Fault In Our Snowflakes
*Editor’s Note* This post was titled long before the word “snowflake” became a liberal pejorative. People with bios that start with “God first” are extremely lame.
HONNE’s “Warm On A Cold Night”
There’s a lot of shit I’ll never understand– a first thing, a second thing, and the first thirty seconds of this track. When Clutterbuck crackles into the scene like two fistfuls of glow bracelets splintering orange light into a rayless blast freezer, I don’t know what the technique is called.
Dome Improvement 15
1. You aren’t allowed to call yourself a foodie if you have self-imposed dietary restrictions.